I clicked the button on Art Bollocks Generator which came up with this:


My work explores the relationship between emerging sexualities and life as perfomance.
With influences as diverse as Wittgenstein and Frida Kahlo, new synergies are crafted from both simple and complex meanings.
Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of meaning. What starts out as triumph soon becomes corrupted into a hegemony of temptation, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the possibility of a new reality.
As spatial impressions become frozen through boundaried and personal practice, the viewer is left with an insight into the possibilities of our future.


That wasn’t arty enough, so I pressed the generate button again and it gave me this:


My work explores the relationship between new class identities and multimedia experiences.
With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and Roy Lichtenstein, new combinations are created from both simple and complex meanings.
Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the mind. What starts out as hope soon becomes corrupted into a cacophony of temptation, leaving only a sense of chaos and the inevitability of a new synthesis.
As temporal phenomena become frozen through boundaried and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the possibilities of our future.


Click again, and this was offered:


My work explores the relationship between emerging sexualities and skateboard ethics.
With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and Francis Bacon, new tensions are crafted from both traditional and modern layers.
Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of meaning. What starts out as hope soon becomes corroded into a cacophony of lust, leaving only a sense of chaos and the possibility of a new reality.
As shifting forms become clarified through emergent and critical practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the edges of our future.